(Source: bob-belcher)

transmerry:

me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!

me, now:

(Source: cinnamonclem)

william-snekspeare:

intj-confessions:

william-snekspeare:

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

See, JK? Sometimes less is more.

hi this is so FUCKING funny

(Source: best-of-inspirobot)

(Source: studyquill)

9d6problems:

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

(Source: everythingstarstuff)

malinanan:

Alpha Dave for my soul <,3

(Source: jjjjjjjjjjohn)

nightprophet:

*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

(Source: imintheleaves)

drowninginfelines:

my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

(Source: tarvek-sturmvoraus)

dankmemeuniversity:

lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

ncthingbelow:

i feel like i can’t breathe